The NOTE...

My mother and I have always been on different schedules. She's always been a server at restaurants and I have always gone to school. So to get me to do chores, she would leave various notes around the house. Since she is full-Korean, her notes always lacked certain words. Since I feel that it's my main goal in life to keep her on her toes. I would just ignore the notes and say that I just couldn't figure out what she was actually talking about.

My favorite note from childhood was the one she would leave pretty much once a week... "Put clothes dryer." In my response, I would just tell her that I wasn't sure what she meant. Put clothes on the dryer, put clothes in the dryer, or put clothes next to the dryer. I mean really... it is a legitimate response!

So one Sunday afternoon, I was taking a nap and did not hear her beating on the door. She apparently lost her keys and had someone from the church bring her to the house. When I woke up from my lovely nap... I found this note on the door....

As you can tell.. This is a very important message!

Sidenote: notice the @ symbol.

"I lost keys. then I was here. I wonder where are you."
I really don't think this needs any further explanation.




Thank you Ilson for providing my friends comedic relief!